"Again, it doesn't matter to me because I don't have any fucking money to put in the stock market, unlike the bullshit ...

Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas), a former Navy SEAL who lost his eye in an IED strike in Afghanistan ... among other things — and within a week, both the comic and the congressman were on SNL where ...

Dan Crenshaw wears his service to his country on his face. The former Navy SEAL, often heralded as the future of the Republican Party, is well known for the black eye patch he dons, the result of ...