Lincoln, though, we flush Lincoln like he was John McCain. Of course, Abe is still on the fin. Single. Deuce. Fin. Sawbuck. Double sawbuck. Half-a-yard. Yard.

A pair of blood-stained gloves that Abraham Lincoln had when he was assassinated was auctioned for $1.51 million. The gloves were on display at Freeman’s | Hindman in West Loop, Chicago, May 15 ...